Binary Review #19 - Toasted Cheese Sandwiches
Call them what you will*, there is no denying that they are truly a food fit for a god, regent or possibly someone with a less significant, but still landed, title. (No lowly serf *spits with disgust* is going to get his hands on these babies. Not on my watch.) This is a food that is not only simple to make AND delicious, but caries a couple of rare and powerful properties.
The first amazing property of the toasted cheese sandwich is that if you have one of the good presses (pictured) it cuts the sandwiches into triangles. It’s a well established fact that cutting a sandwich into triangles makes it taste better. Don’t believe me?
Picture a ham sandwich. Now picture the same ham sandwich cut into four little triangles and ask yourself “Which would taste better?”. I thought so.
The second and more powerful property is that the later it is at night, or rather, earlier the next morning, the better they taste. Now I don’t exactly have a degree in fungineering, but I believe that is what science refers to as “Fucking Sourcery”.
What is best in life? “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women. Oh and toasted cheese sandwiches are even better than that.” -Conan The Barbarian
*As long as it’s not “Jaffles”. I will reluctantly and BEGRUDGINGLY accept “Cheese Toasties”. Yes, you win, okay?! You know who you are.