After yet another Long And Unexplained Absence™, I return once more to write pointless and rambling pseudo-reviews that nobody but my immediate friends will ever read or like, and even then only out of pity.
So keep one eye on the streets and one eye on this
abandoned review blog, because a review be comin’ yer way soon, mateys. (I’m a pirate now or something? I don’t know.)
So tell your friends, tell your family, don’t tell your neighbours though because I’m still upset about that loud house party they had last month, but do feel free to block your neighbours on Tumblr before reblogging this post!